On this fine day,
Norma,
Daphne, and I did a short hike and some exploration at the
Hell House.
We arrived at the Ilchester Road (east) trailhead at 1030. The main parking area was almost full. By the time we finished our walk, people were parking along the side of the road and multiple people were waiting for us to leave so they could take our spot. With the Coronavirus lockdown in effect, people are really wanting to get out to enjoy some fresh air and get some exercise. I've never seen the area so busy. But despite the crowd, folks seemed to be obeying the social distancing rule of not getting closer than six feet. We pretty much just saw families and couples. No large groups.
The last time we were here was
February 25, 2012 and we didn't get a chance to explore things thoroughly. That was my plan for today...to see every square inch that we missed before. We started up the stone steps. That was undoubtedly the most difficult part of the hike.
At the top, we saw remnants of the entrance to Saint Mary's College, built in 1868.
St Mary's was once a five-story brick college building, replete with a portico and cupola. There also was a chapel here. Maryland State Historical Trust records noted that St. Mary's College and Chapel were one of the most impressive architectural complexes in Howard County.
- from "MidAtlantic Day Trips - A Visit to Hell House in Howard County, MD" (broken link as of 2026)
Looking around, we found a couple of manholes where some of the concrete below had fallen away. A tree was growing out of one of them.
I was looking out into the distance, trying to find ruins. Norma, on the other hand, was looking down, searching for mushrooms. We had recently joined the
Maryland Mushrooms and Mycology Facebook group. Based on what we've been reading, this has been an unusually good year for finding
morel mushrooms, a delicacy. This is largely due to the cool, wet spring we've had. I also suspect that with the Coronovirus lockdown, a lot of people have more time on their hands to look for morels.
Norma found four morel mushrooms near
39.249750, -76.765967. I didn't find any morels. My eyes are much better trained for finding shark teeth.
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First two.
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5.6" x 3.9" head.
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I've never cared much for the taste of mushrooms although it is really the texture that I find unappealing. Too slimy and rubbery for me. But as a general rule, if Norma prepares it, I will eat it. That night, we ate them. It wasn't bad. After reading about morels, I started to develop a greater appreciation for them.
...morels will generally contain significant amounts of Iron, Copper, Manganese, Phosphorus, Zinc, Vitamin D, Folate, Niacin, Riboflavin and a decent dose of Potassium, Magnesium, Calcium, Selenium, Thiamine, Vitamins E and B6.
- from
Untamed Feast - Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Morel Mushrooms
But for me, the big thing is protein. According to
Nutrition Value - Mushrooms, raw, morel, there are 3.1 grams of protein per 31 calories of raw morel. That's more protein per calories than a raw egg! But is it a complete protein? Yes!
Mushroom-based protein is a suitable option for those who suffer from allergies or who are unable to consume whey, soy, or wheat-based proteins. Because it delivers on amino acids and has high amounts of the coveted BCAAs, it may also be a great option for athletic or highly active patients because of their role in building muscle and burning fat.
- from
Designs for Health - The Surprising Protein Composition of Mushrooms
After telling my parents about Norma's find, they sent us an article from their local paper, which I also found online:
Stalking the elusive morel mushroom.
We found some other mushrooms too, including what someone at the "Maryland Mushrooms and Mycology" group thinks might be a
helvella. Like the morel, helvellas are edible although I am not totally confident that this is a helvella. For safety's sake, I think we'll just stick with morels because they are easy to identify.
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Likely helvella.
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Four of them.
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We saw lots of
jack-in-the-pulpit plants. These are also called
Indian turnip. The roots are edible but require far too much time and effort for the average person. We'll just stick with morel mushrooms for now. If the shutdown ends up going into apocalypse mode, then I'll reconsider eating jack-in-the-pulpits.
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Side view.
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Here's Jack (spadix).
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Because of the locality of Saint Mary's College, there was a lot of brick and stone. This big brick wall (shown below) supports the road that leads up the hill. It looks like Chuck Norris gave it a roundhouse kick. Nearby, I found what Norma thinks was an elaborately decorated but broken concrete bird bath.
Norma and I saw a very old brush cutter and lots of stone walls.
I found a stone structure with lots of graffiti. It seems like just about everything old had been vandalized.
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Daphne & structure.
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Another view.
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At the westernmost portion of our hike, the trails came to an end so we stopped for a snack at some concrete steps which led to nothing. But there were plenty of concrete foundation blocks indicating that some large structure once resided there.
Nearby were some corrogated metal structures that resembled school bus shelters. I'm thinking that at least one was an outhouse because I found a toilet seat in it.
On our return, we spotted what a blogger thought might be used for storing water. Not sure if that makes sense since it was at ground level but another person agreed. Norma was thinking it might be a grain silo. I thought it looked like something for storing oil but I can't imagine a small college would need that much oil so water is probably the correct answer.
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Big container.
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Daphne and I.
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There was a ladder that was missing several rungs that one could use to climb to the top of the container. Someone had propped a log against the container to reach the ladder.
Near the base, we found a small hole which Norma was able to squeeze through.
Daphne and I followed. Inside, the place smelled like spray paint. I'm guessing the vandals that got in here killed off a few brain cells with all the unventilated fumes. Here's what we saw:
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Norma & Daphne.
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Opposite wall.
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Inside the container was a ladder that was rusty but solid, and not missing any rungs. I climbed it and exited out a hole in the top. High up, I had a good view of the surrounding area and was able to select our next destination.
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Hole at top.
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View from top.
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We entered our next area through a narrow, overgrown, chain-link opening to a big, open area with lots of low, concrete walls and floors. The MidAtlantic Day Trip blogger thinks this was an outdoor swimming pool. I concur.
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Chain-link opening.
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Pool area walls.
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Norma, Daphne, and I walked on an old road to my goal, the altar/dome/gazebo/cupola. I'm calling it an altar. This is, without a doubt, the most impressive structure still remaining on this property. But before I describe it, I need to summarize the history of the place, along with its sinister past.
St. Mary's College was built in 1868 to train young men on their way to taking up the cloth. Unfortunately for the college (but fortunately for urban explorers) the schools student body slowly evaporated until there were just not enough to keep things going and the facility was abandoned in 1972. The empty buildings slowly decayed as curious explorers, urban legend hunters, and hormonal teenagers took charge of the property. The haunting ruins soon became the subject of countless local legends involving every sort of supernatural clap-trap from satanic cults to restless souls, eventually earning the buildings the colloquial name, "Hell House."
- from
Atlas Obscura - St. Mary's College
So what were some of these local legends?
Whilst it was the dwindling number of students that resulted in the closure of the college, by the late 1980s, rumors about the 'real' reason for the closing down of the college began to spread. One of these, for instance, is that an insane priest had slaughtered several female students. This rumor may have spread due to some confusion with the Patapsco Female Institute. Another rumor is that there was a priest who raped nuns in the college, and was eventually found out. The ending of this story varies from one version to another. One, for instance, claims that when the priest was caught, he managed to escape, whilst the nuns became possessed by demonic forces and murdered everyone in the college. In another version, the nuns were found hanged, with a pentagram drawn in blood on the floor below, and the priest dead from a self-inflicted gunshot wound. It may be noted that St. Mary's College was a seminary for men, and not a nunnery. Nevertheless, such tales, as well as many others, were circulating, and resulted in St. Mary's College being nicknamed 'Hell House College'.
- from
Ancient Origins - The legend of The Hell House College of St Mary's
While there are still other remnants of the college littering the grounds including foundations and concrete staircases, the most stunning relic on the site is the Christian altar that still stands beneath a crumbling, colonnaded pavilion. The large metal cross sitting beneath the faux-classical dome seems like some ancient artifact from some bygone time.
- from
Atlas Obscura - St. Mary's College
There are a couple of things that leave me with questions about this place. According to the above reference,
Update August 2017: The cross is gone and the gazebo is still standing.
Update February 2020: The gazebo, altar, and nearby stones have all been mysteriously painted with symbols and other drawings, all black and white.
What happened to the cross? Was it stolen? And what's with the black and white paintings? It appears to be mostly dragons and some form of cryptic writing. Someone obviously put a LOT of time and work into it. In a way, it is beautiful but it also looks satanic, in my opinion. I spent some time looking into the script origin of this writing but found nothing. I'm sure there are some smart people at the National Security Agency that can determine this and decipher what it says if they put their minds to it.
Later, I was told
The script used on the stone structures is Iokharic, the Draconic alphabet from the Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) fantasy setting.
Below are some views at the altar. Looking down from this area, we saw a lot more paintings, dragons, and cryptic writings, which flanks our view of the trail. We could have spent a lot more time at the altar but it was a popular place so we figured it was best to leave so other folks could enjoy it while practicing social distancing.
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Altar & columns.
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Backed-out view.
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Looking downhill.
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Bushwhacking our way to one of the lower paths, we ended up at what one blogger at "Ghost Soldiers - Hell House" (broken link as of 2026) calls a "grotto." Here, we ate lunch.
Continuing down, we walked to the Bonnie Branch Road (west) trailhead. I cut across the road where I had an excellent view of a waterfall created by a stone wall at
39.249724, -76.767378. As far as I can tell, the creek that flows over the wall does not have a name.
The day was mostly overcast and cool, but there were a few moments where the sun came out. With the previous and following day expected to be rainly, it was good to get out. We walked 3.8 miles.
Winter is a better time to visit, after the foliage has died back. Less people too.